Stanton Marriott. The rubber-lipped lead singer and guitarist for Skeleton Staff.

Mad for Abba, T-Rex and the Bay City Rollers - but still claims to be a 60s mod.

Spends more time on his hair than is strictly necessary.

Primarily the bass player, Godfrey The Roo is a jazz and reggae loving multi-instrumentalist, and is the artistic heart of Skeleton Staff - his work is what you see on the album covers and comics documenting the bands exploits.

Word on the street is that his homosupial DNA stems from clandestine military experimentation.

The keyboardist for Skeleton Staff and occasional model, Lucy is also the closest the band have to actual management.

Due to the time dilation occurring from matter compression passing though a worm hole, (ie time passing much slower on earth compared to time in her dimension), Lucy actually has an equivalent earth-year birthday every 13.32 years.

Festus. Originally mass-produced as the automated percussion unit for military marching bands, his model was permanently discontinued when equal opportunity organisations insisted that humans be re-employed in his role.

Purchased by Stanton from a second-hand store believing him to be a lamp.